Weekend Jokes
1- What’s the panda’s 2 biggest wishes?
A i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
2- There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got
pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A. The one without the rubber
3-Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A. “Lux” Super Rich
Why does it take 4 million sperms to find just one egg to fertilize?
Actually, because all the 4 million eggs don’t ask for DIRECTION.
Hint: We, men, usually won’t ask for direction and always believe in our instinct to find road. In other words, men are quite self center, don’t you think?
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing,” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
Enjoy guys,
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