Hari ini saya banyak senang. Jadi saya hendak buat ini meme dari annna kepada e-hon.

5 barang dalam bag:
- Mekap
- Itu barang untuk sumbat bocor, gua tak tau panggil apa. Tampon untuk tampal bocor = tamcor?
- Telefon bimbit dan kamera
- Duit dan kad kredit sama itu member kad berlambak-lambak
- Buku

5 barang dalam bag duit (eh, purse call what ah?):
- oops, saya tak baca perenggan ini sebelum tulis yang di atas, duit sudah ada
- Kad penderma organ (saya sudah derma semua anggota badan saya kecuali kulit saya)

- Thumbdrive aka kuku pandu?
- Lesen memandu dan kad pengenalan
- Resit kad kredit - bertimbun-timbun sebab saya suka membeli-belah

5 barang yang saya paling suka di dalam bilik:
- Laptop Sony Vaio = Peha atas?
- Bantal busuk
- Katil
- Suami (hehehe, kira barang jugak lah, boleh kah?)
- Buku cerita kotor

5 perkara yang saya ingin cuba/buat:
- Bungee jumping - Neh, itu ikat tali, berjunam tunggu mati?
- Kahwin lelaki tua-tua yang kaya-kaya macam Donald Trump
- Backpacking = belakang bungkus? seorang diri ke Amerika (sebab saya sudah pernah ke Eropah)
- Mercy mission = Ini betul betul tak tau panggil apa tapi saya ada impian tolong dalam misi begini
- Bertapa (Nay, the kind where Christians go for solitude retreat?)

5 perkara yang saya sedang buat sekarang:
- Berlagak patriotik dan blog dalam Bee Emm
- Tengok gambar lucah lucu

- Dengar lagu IlDivo dengan telefon Sony Ericsson saya

- Belajar bagaimana hendak dapat wang banyak-banyak dengan blog saya
- Tidur

5 gobloks yang paling suey dan kena tag oleh 5xmama :
- AhPek sebab Bee Emm dia memang bagus
- Terence sebab dia mesti tulan
- Pablo sebab saya nak tengok loyar tulis dalam Bee Emm
- Hobart

-  Azhan

Where in the world can you find a hair cut going for RM3 or equivalent to USD0.80. That’s eighty cents! It takes only less than five minutes. No frills, no thrills but who needs that when you are 10 years old.

So, be thankful we have mamak gunting rambut aka MGR that provides this service. Adult hair cut costs RM5 and if you are handicap, blind or disabled in some ways, they provide it for free.

(the whole family is in this picture. Can you spot me?)

Well, you know boys will be boys. Especially when there are so many boys in the home. So, here’s a typical conversation :

Son A : Mom!!!! They give free hair cut for orang kurang upaya (person with special needs)

Son B : Yes, that’s right. You can ask for free hair cuts. You are under the category of retards.

Son A : You too, you are moronic, brainless…

Me : The two of you, if you don’t shaddap now, I ask them to shave you two bald.

So, now we have one reason to love Malaysia! Mamak gunting rambut.

It  is August and last night, I got the crazy idea of writing 50 posts why I love my country.  It means I must do around 2 posts per day to make it before 31st August, 2007.

Awwww shucks, why did I even say it loud?  Because today is 1st August 2007 and I cannot think of a single reason yet.

*bangs head on wall*  Think, think, think.

I just came back from Simpson movie and I think I like Simpson now.  I can tell you 50 reasons why I love Simpson.

But I can’t think of one reason to fill a post yet.  Ahh..never mind.  Who cares anyway.