If you’re serious about finding love online then your online dating profile has to be a good advert for you. Have you seen how some of the photos which are soooo unflattering you do not want to take a second look? With the current technology, it is not that hard to find someone with a camera to take a decent photo for you. You need something that stands out from everyone else’s profile. From the photo, to the your username to the details they will find when they click on your personal ad. Every part of it has to draw the single further towards contacting you. Don’t use some boring names like Jane or Joe or Harry. How about some exotic names or you can even find strippers or Japanese names online. LOL.

The first part of your dating profile anyone will notice is your photo. Chances are your photo will be surrounded by a lot of photos where you can’t tell what anybody looks like. A lot of photos on online dating services are taken from too far away. Usually they are one of someone’s vacation photos. If your photo is clear, up to date and from the shoulders up it’s going to stand out.

Therefore, remember, don’t scrimp on this part. Get some professional photographer to take the photo for you if you can. And hey, don’t put boring hobbies like movies, sleeping, reading and surfing. How about some special hobbies? You don’t need to lie all the way through but say you have went rock climbing even just once single time, you can say you like rock climbing. Lost for ideas? You can find them on the internet too.

That said, you also must be aware that not all you read about the other person can be trusted. That’s why you need Online Dating tips. You can find some good ones on the link provided.

Well, with so many tips, I hope there are no more lonely gals and guys out there. It is not hard to find a date, you know? Just be yourself, don’t try too hard, too pushy or too desperate and I am sure there is someone who is suitable for you. Good luck!

*RM*

With all the craze of social community like Friendster, Multiply, MySpace and now my current favourite, Facebook, people wish to put on their good side for the world to see. So, photos are definitely their source of ’store front’.

For those who do not possess photo editing software or those who are lazy to fire up their PCs to run it, they can get the The Bubblenator to add captions, thoughts bubbles and such into their online photo.

However, there’s a catch. The site is run by an online casino site and oh boy, I ended up cranking those slot machines instead of doing any photo editing. Anyway, I only play with free spins ‘cos I cannot part with my hard earned money. So, if you need a photo software like that, have good discipline of not wasting your money on online casino, take a look.

Otherwise, I suppose you are better off without venturing there. Then again, hey, I am sure all my readers are matured and responsible enough to know what they are into. So, now sweat. I enjoyed looking at all those cherries and lemons and was hoping to hit the jackpot. But as usual, I don’t have gambling luck so fat chance of getting that. Moreover, it is not that I win any money, just fun points.

*RM*

I was out window shopping with my hubby and four sons. Then, we stumbled upon the beddings section and there was this adorable pink and frilly bedding. The moment I set my eyes on it, I knew that it is what I was searching for. There was a sale going on so I told hubby I must have it or else……. But as usual, that man gave me a ‘over my dead body’ look as he hates those flowery, girlish Teen Girls Bedding that I love so much.

“What! Mom? Are you alright? Those are for girls!” All my sons chorused.

“But I AM a girl! What can I do? None of you are girls so if I cannot get my hands on those for my daughter, then, I shall use it myself.” I retorted.

In the end, we didn’t buy it. Now, I think I am going to get myself a twin bed so that I can indulge in frilly, lacey, flowery, pink beddings. Otherwise, I have to sleep on boring blue, brown, green ‘manly’ designs. Sigh… I wish I have a bedding like the below photo :

I can imagine I am one of Austin Power’s bimbo girlfriend….Yeah, babeh, yeah…..

Kanasai!  There is this company that runs some contest which is seriously rigged.  Some farkers must have sabo their voting systems and they walked away with the cilaka prizes and left me with only a t-shirt.  DNMCH, otherwise I sure win at least one of the top three prizes.

The other day I was already dem tulan that they display the IC numbers and today, they called me up to ask me to fax a copy of IC over to them.  Lucky that I am not secretive of my age or else the whole world will find out that I am lying about my age.  Let’s say I bluff I am 38 years old but is actually 50 years old leh?  Mah chin lung the secret.

Cibai!  Bodoh kah?  I said I am not interested in their shitty t-shirt and I don’t want it.  I am not going to tell them if the IC and address I provided is real or fake because I DON’T WANT YOUR T-SHIRT!  I also sounded them that they mustn’t display IC numbers like that because people can use our IC to apply for credit cards, loans and Chao Ah Bengs can even get Ah Longs to lend money using our IC.

Pundek! I swear I won’t enter anymore silly contest.  Nabeh!   Lucky the guy who called has nice voice and very, very polite with me.  If they had sent a woman and I hate her voice, I will shred their company to pieces.  Muahahahar!